This is YOU:
This is a police car:
When the rest of us are driving, expecially at night, and YOU pull up behind us, this is what we see in the rearview:
I can't tell you how many times I've been driving and thought, "Oh shit, is that a cop?!" only to discover that, no, it's just a fucking Crown Vic.
It's not a cool car. It doesn't have a particularly nice interior. It doesn't even get good gas milage. I can't for the life of me understand why someone would want to buy one. And you MUST know that you're scaring people. Is that part of the appeal? I don't get it.
Also, for anyone that actually drives a retired police vehicle: Fuck you. Fuck you and the car you drove in with. You people take sadistic pleasure in using your car to make other drivers nervous, and you should be ashamed.
